Ethan

A funny theater kid who can get drunk off of 2 shots

Person 1: who's that drunk person over there?
Person 2: that's Ethan. He had a kombucha.

by NoBiney January 13, 2023

Ethan

Ethan Is A very handsome man normally with a 31 inch penis and a gay friend called Nathan

Ooo theres big dick boy Ethan

by idk wat this is lol October 19, 2018

ethan

submissive and breedable

ethan is submissive and breedable

by watifiwassuicidal August 15, 2021

Ethan

Ethans have the biggest juiciest cocks and mad fat tiddies.

"Omg ethans cock is huge"
"IKR, and his fat tiddies always make me hard"

by Beanboybigboobs August 29, 2021

Ethan

an evil mac in the mafia

ethan has you on his hit list

by bvbvbvbvbyas October 15, 2017

ethan

a person who’s eyes are facing the wrong direction

ethan you blind twat

by ligma900 May 20, 2023

Ethan Hawke

The hottest man alive…

PLEASE MARRY ME ETHAN

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”

Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀

Me: Even better 😋🤤

by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024