Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

Pig in a cow

It is a food which consists of a sausage wrapped in pastrami and is a great midnight snack. Pig in a cow is an amazing food.

I’m really hungry so i’m gonna have the best food in the world, pig in a cow.

by potatosyummy437 March 17, 2021

send cows

send your gf chocolates and a bunch of hearts because she feels bleh from too much oat milk and stress

Gf: Can you please send cows
Bf: Ofc girl I got you

by moonpeach05 January 16, 2024

Cow

A very dark depressing word if wished upon one will have eternal aids

I wished cow upon my mother and she never came back .

by HzShxfhvbcz October 11, 2018

COW

Condo On Wheels

You are the dumbest redneck, a COW it doesn't go moo and it isn't a Condo On Wheels, it's a fucking trailer, what

a dumbass condo, on wheels....

by WGOMBAR November 5, 2010

Perhaps Cow

Perhaps Cow is the definition of Comedy.

Perhaps Cow is also a meme of a cow, with the writing 'Perhaps'.

Kit: Hey Gery, you know about the Perhaps Cow meme?

Gery: Perhaps

by C-Kitten May 19, 2021

Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)

''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''

by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022