microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.

Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

by The Griffins August 2, 2016

blowing dust bubbles

Extremely thirsty

Hey, you want a drink? Yeah, I'm so parched I'm blowing dust bubbles.

by sgtblondie February 2, 2021

blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.

Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.

by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022

southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face

My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch

by Evildrummer May 14, 2018

'Breze n' blow

When you spray someone in the face with febreze then blow a load in their face when they are distracted

She farted in the bed last night so I had to give her a 'breze n' blow

by #1BBMilf June 28, 2021

Blow your smoke

Blow your smoke is when the top blows smoke into the bottoms ass after they cum.

“Becky, will you blow my smoke later”

“Of course Lana, I would love to blow your smoke!”

by biggestofbigppsomgigetbitches February 12, 2022

Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.

that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing

by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014