Landlord who is annoying, interfering at all times and thinks he/she has the right to barge in at any time.
by IrateTenant January 5, 2017

Pontial Asshole enegry is a person waiting to gang their full kinetic asshole ways, they wait and wait to become a bitch and as time passes they gain more pontial enegry to strike their bullshit
by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

Someone that at the beginning of the relationship seems like the best guy ever, but the more you know him, the more you realize he's narcissistic and plays with your head. When you'll realize your worth and explain other people what he's done to you, they all hate him and wish to kick him where it hurts.
My ex was such an asshole!!!!
by Smiley face! December 2, 2016

Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary
by Mrpoopybutttttttthole February 28, 2021

by Halalujer November 30, 2022
