I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
Get the Asshole next doormug. 
Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
Get the Assholemug. On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary
by Mrpoopybutttttttthole February 28, 2021
Get the International be an asshole daymug. by anonymous November 5, 2022
Get the Assholemug. Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
Get the Assholemug. by bensoofydude April 12, 2021
Get the true assholesmug.