Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
Get the Turtle Dickmug. 
a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet
sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
by samen<3 March 13, 2022
Get the turtle ban#3782mug. by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019
Get the turtle leafmug. by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014
Get the Turtle Burnoutmug. Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
Get the Acoustic turtlemug. 