my dick so long

When u see ur mum
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long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot
by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
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Long Legs McGee

A nickname my friends and I gave to Zhongli from Genshin Impact.
Me: ok well I'm not the one who wants to rail or be railed by Long Legs McGee

Friend: he sounds like a hot narrator! Good god 🙄 shut up about it already 😡
by CallmeFynn September 15, 2023
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bryce long

"Bryce Long is a remarkably cool individual with exceptional guitar skills and a mastery of the game BitLife, making him a standout personality in both musical and virtual pursuits."
bryce long is cool ass dude
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Bryce Long

"Bryce Long is a remarkably cool individual with exceptional guitar skills and a mastery of the game BitLife, making him a standout personality in both musical and virtual pursuits."
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A long nine

When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.
Dude last night she totally let me pull a long nine.
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