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dick donkey punch

the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.
i punched her so hard it was like i was dick donkeypunch
by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003
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mexican donkey screw

Your mother taking it up the butt from a large donkey.
That the hardest damn mexican donkey screw I've ever seen.
by Anonymous June 11, 2006
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Arkansas Donkey Potato

razorbacks engaged in anal sex when they're about to ejaculate they punch the lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm better while grabbing your own boobs with potatoes.
Chris Yang gave Miguel an Arkansas Donkey Potato, even though Stephanie and Ina warned Miguel not to talk to Chris. Poor Miguel.
by Georgia Appleseed March 2, 2010
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Swamp Donkey

A giant mud truck with 26" rims
The Swamp Donkey just flicked on those niggers in the donk.
by The Swamp Donkey July 22, 2009
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Homosexual erotica donkey

The term given to people(s) who have commited stupid
acts of lying or cheating agaisnt a mass group of men
Did you see that girl? What a homosexual erotica donkey!
by Mina Eskandar December 31, 2008
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Brass Donkey Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch, this sexual maneuver incorporates brass knuckles for that extra kick to get you over the hump.
After the original Donkey Punch lost its luster, Matt broke out his brass knuckles and Brass Donkey Punched his fuck buddy Sarah.
by Mario N. Luigi February 27, 2009
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sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.
You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.
by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010
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