internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.

Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.

by Draco723 April 14, 2012

corrupt me

The definition of "Corrupt Me" is an alternate way of saying "ruin me" or "degrade me" In terms of wanting someone or something to have their "fun" with you

Timothy: Give me a chance baby, and I'll show you how badly I can corrupt you~

Eli: I will give you one chance to corrupt me, you better make it worth it~

Timothy: I'll corrupt you beyond your wildest desires, your word is my command.

by McSpinack May 19, 2023

Tool me

A whole live pecker inside of you!

I really do wish Andrew would just tool me every which a way!!!

by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023

DNF ME

"DNF ME" means "Do NOT Fuck Me" or even think about it or try to think about it.

Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!

by Dr. Real Nasty February 6, 2023

Adopt me

A shitty, overrated game.

I hate adopt me.

by butth@ir December 16, 2022

marley me

To sabotage, ruin and overall fuck over.

"Don't let them Marley me"

by Yesmanmrwestman November 15, 2018

Or Peace Me

when someone doesn't respond to you, not include you, or just simply forget that you exist, you use this phrase because the person has forgotten about you. Works best when someone doesn't respond to a text message

Over Text Message"
"Hey do you want to go on a date saturday?"
*7 days Laters with no Response*
"Or Peace Me."

by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018