Mikey Zhang

someone who Always think about going out with Becky

You definitely wouldn’t want a Mikey Zhang in your life

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Ryan Zhang

To busy doing math homework to realize his parents getting divorced

"Aw man I Ryan Zhanged yesterday"
"So yo mom is single now?"

by FishFucker_69 November 21, 2021

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An absolute legend, with insane drip and a massive cock. He's the man every boy aspires to become, and the dude every girl (and guy) wants to get with. It is said that he has pure Mug root beer coursing through his veins. Do not cross him, or you will get morbed into nonexistence.

person 1: oh shit it's andrew zhang
person 2: no way, what a fuckin legend
person 3: yo the Mug maniac Himself!
andrew: IM GONNA MOOOOORRRRBBBBBB
persons 1,2,3 : ahhhh he's morbing *all simultaneously morbed into the morbosphere*

by grug3931 May 27, 2022

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Sarah Nimo Zhang

Sarah nimo zhang. Truly one of the most bootylicious people ever. She swims faster than eyes can see. She should enter a dumpling eating contest. Sarah nimo Zhang, she she he he now Bebe Sarah is a little Bebe. She should date Ned Nixon such a luscious person. Sarah is lesbian in disguise. Don’t trust Sarah. Boob.

I see a fish. Yes it’s a Sarah nimo Zhang.

by boobiesuckerrrrr May 31, 2018

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Kbizzle and the original zangsta

The dopest underground hip hop duo of all time. They only released 1 single in their incredible career, their song, “come on everybody let’s get hip retarded”, was one of the most influential diss tracks ever. Their targets consisted of E-Z, A-K, and that bitch Toma, all of whom attended Knox college, and all of whom were literally destroyed by the lyrical acrobatics that were thrust upon them by the duo. It still remains a mystery as to who Kbizzle and the original zangsta actually are, but their influence upon the rap game is truly limitless, and their influence on some of the legendary rappers throughout the history of rap is undeniable. Finding a copy of this song is nearly impossible as the two remained true to themselves by only releasing a very limited copies of their masterpiece on CD, and never uploaded it onto the World Wide Web, as they wanted their music to remain real, and griddy, which meant only releasing it directly to, and actually out on, the streets. They were quoted as stating, “our music belongs out on the streets and in the hoods with our people. It doesn’t deserve to be floating around some kind of imaginary cloud, or whatever, where any little, living in their parents basement, teeny bopper lookin little kid from the suburbs would be able to download it.” Kbizzle and the original zangsta, although their identities may never truly be known, made music for, about, and by the streets. They didn’t care about fame or money like these new rappers.

“Bro Kbizzle and the original zangsta were the best rap duo ever! This new rap just isn’t authentic anymore. I mean you got these supposed “straight up thug, killer type, gangster rappers” doing songs with Taylor Swift’s old whipping boy, Ed Sheeran.”

“I know right?! There just aren’t any more real gangster rappers that are actually true to the streets these days. There most definitely isn’t another Kbizzle and original zangsta coming up in the game. We all knew we probably wouldn’t ever get to hear legends of that caliber again though… man I miss that true talent like that, but thank god we did get to experience it!”

by KBeasy21 February 5, 2023

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