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Zach

An alien. He is a cunt, he tries to lure you in with his fingers. He is also possibly satan. ANd other hidden details
That boy Zach, he's thicc
by Pussy eater 202 May 27, 2018
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Zach

A person who is very smart, nice, kind, and is very good at magic. When you meet a Zach he can’t help it but to care and/or show you a magic trick.
by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019
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Zach

A fucking cheater. He charms you with his lovely presence, shows he’s a total helpless romantic then breaks your heart.
by User69420666 September 13, 2018
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Zach

Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.
“So who does Zach like this week?”

“Only God knows.”
by PalacesOutOfParagraphs May 13, 2018
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Zach

An incredibly fine specimen. Eyes that are so deep you will die by staring at them. Oh so sexy and such a hunky hot handsome boy. Can attract any gender in an instant. Everyone drools over him.
Can be used to describe someone else, but people called Zach are so f****ng lucky.
Oh my god! That guy is so f****ng Zach!”
“I swear I met a guy yesterday and he was so Zach.”
“OMG! Zach’s here, i’m drooling!”
by writer4231 January 6, 2020
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Zach

Is gay, cause he likes a trap
by Wiener Balls December 19, 2018
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Zach

a real asshole who probably is blonde and probably fucks 10 year olds from Discord 24/7
Mom, why is there a Zach in this chatroom
by GinaFromTheBlock December 10, 2018
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