YOINK

The act in which a human being is “pranked”, or rather, “siked” into believing something specific was going to occur.

Madi totally freaking yoinked Davis when she didn’t send cute face pics like she said she would!

by yourgirlfriendlookslikemymom November 16, 2017

Yoink

Someone who is an absolute nincompoop and most likely has no friends. Also known for doing really dumb things.

I can't believe that Arthur kid ! He's been such a yoink lately.

by Dudewhateven November 30, 2017

Yoinks

To express a feeling of being disregarded by someone/something.

That he just got him, yoinks!!!!!!!!

by Nic Wooters March 10, 2017

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019

Yoink

Used by a very skilled group of players of multiple shooter games.
Mostly used when people do a nice shot on a other player.

YOINK! I just headshotted that guy!
Wow bro....

by ecceh December 22, 2019

yoink

the opposite of yeet but just as fast

Person 1: Is that pencil yours?
Person 2: Nope
Person 1: YOinK

by bruhbruhbruhbruh March 11, 2020

yoink

to pull at a subsonic velocity.

dude 1: man, i love my book
dude 2: yoink
dude 1: crap

by Dripin J May 7, 2020