Yoink

Extremely good sex

Past tense: yoinked
Present tense: yoinking

An example of yoink: “Mario and I were gonna yoink, but plans fell through.”

“We were yoinking and our parents caught us!”

“We yoinked in the back of his car...”

by Poondestroyer9000 October 10, 2017

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The act of grabbing something (usually at a fast speed).

Thought of as the opposite of yeet, but with equal force.

"My dog just yoinked my burger out of my hands. It happened so fast."

by Deebus21x October 6, 2019

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The act of chugging beer very quickly through a beer bong. Also can be used for taking anything quickly.

I’m about to take a yoink. Bro I just yoinked that beer.

by bigpresto1 March 30, 2022

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To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)

A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker

Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children

Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day

by The yonker November 20, 2018

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