Gandalf or Yoda?

Gandalf is a man
Yoda is a puppet

I'll take Gandalf

by lezbo October 13, 2003

yoda cock

A cock that is wise beyond it's many years that is also short, green and smells like it lives in a long forgotten swamp. To be avoided by all except the most knowledge hungry gnar bitches.

That fool tried to bang me in the rump with his yoda cock. At first I wasn't into it then I realized the wisdom there was to be gained so I took it deep into me. I feel smarter already.

by hinky mayfew March 4, 2014

Minch Yoda

Yoda's name in the original Star Wars books.

Yoda star wars Minch Yoda

by Munchlax November 9, 2012

Origami Yoda

the best fucking finger puppet on earth

Me: Origami Yoda.
Person: Ok retard.

by OYStookyMan87 November 17, 2020

Yoda-ing

Speaking in roundabout ways like yoda. Usually when the person is drunk or obliterated.

Karen:Go get pizza, we have to.

John: Uh oh, Karen is yoda-ing, time fore more drinks!

by Hanyoneton April 23, 2014

Double Yoda

A sex move where you do a double back flip, insert your penis or toy into an orifice your choice and scream "Judge me by my size, do you?"

At Comic-Con I this really hot chick in a Slave Leia cosplay! I wanted to give her the Double Yoda so bad!

by Johnny Kanaka November 14, 2016

Baby yoda

The babiest little cinnamon bun there is; also known from his army of memes made from his appearances in the Mandalorian. He eats frogs and enjoys pissing off his older self.

Dude: Hey, did you see the newest Star Wars show?
Other dude: The Mandalorian? Yeah, Baby Yoda made me cry
Dude: I know, right? He's baby

by bbyodes January 21, 2020