yermonia

When you refuse to take ownership of the pneumonia.

it’s not mine, it’s yermonia!

by Atypical IT June 18, 2024

yerp

Getting high. Getting really really high, while you know that you're not supposed to. All the while feeling really good about it anyway.

Verb:
1. "I'm going to yerp today before I go to work."
2. "Yo man, are you trying to do some yerping today?"

by vSneaux June 23, 2024

Yerping

Yerping is the act of wiggling your penis side to side in a fast motion. The centrifugal force is said to extend the whole penis, and it is also pleasurable. Similar to edging and jelqing, you can also Yerpmax

Teacher: Denzel! What are you doing?
Denzel: I'm Yerping, teach get with it.
Teacher: What is that all over your test...

by Vill Overya February 27, 2024

yemp

An awkward, embarrassed, and bashful way of saying “yep”

Three friends chilling in a basement on a high school weekend..

Dexter(who is socially awkward as fuck): *weird ass sounding fart*
Friend1(David):was that a fart?

Friend3(Harry)what the fuck? Was that you Dexter?

Dexter: *looks around awkwardly with a nervous tremor to his lips* and says : “yemmmmp”
Friend2(Jory): What was that Dexter? Yemp?
Dexter: chk tssssssss heh! Yemp*
Friend1(David) ooohkay this is weird as fuck.

Friend3(Harry) what a fucking Yemp fuck. You yempy ass yempster

by Brightchaos March 10, 2024

yerpschlugg

never mind

"Um.. yerpschlugg!"

by ewiev March 28, 2024

Yerp

A disparaging term to denote someone living in a Western European country, typically referring to British people. Derived from the word "Europe", the name has served as a counter to the British term "Yank". First mentions of the term date back to World War II, and usage has increased subtly in recent years as the world has been more directly exposed to British people through social media.

British person: Oy bruv, you Yanks are too schewpid to use a roundabout!

American: Shut up, Yerp.

by TheAwesomeTman1001 March 31, 2024

yerpifier

Variation of "yer". A perkier, more exciting way of saying "yes". Usually seen with an exclamation mark after it.

Air dealer: "Hey wassup! So you wanted the sparkle air, right?"
A perky, excited you: "Yerpifier!"

by thelementsoflanguage December 18, 2024