You’re havin’ me on

A phrase most commonly used by those of a South East England origin. Used by someone who is baffled, humoured or shocked by information they have been told.

Fuck off you’re havin’ me on!

by Southeastgal December 10, 2018

You’re welck

How a Mexican say you’re welcome

Thank you for for the taco you’re welck

by ShadowzDaTerrorist February 26, 2020

You’re fucking gay!

As in homosexual!

John Marston to Bill Williamson: YOU’RE FUCKING GAY! *Short Pause* AS IN HOMOSEXUAL!

*Low Quality American Venom Song Playing In Background*

by El Manzana de muertos July 18, 2024

You’re*

Fuck you miles your fucking stupid I hate you

Yeah I heard Miles hates himself. The other day he corrected someone by saying “You’re*” I think we should jump him.

by Ihateyoumilesgetoutofmthead April 25, 2021

you’re beat

You’re dead to me. I don’t fuck with you. It also could mean no.

Example 1: After finding out that Noah was being extra shady, Kirsten said “You’re beat bro” and ceased all contact with Noah.

Example 2:

Jack: Bro can you front me some weed?

Mark: Nah, you’re beat!

by Idontfuckwithyouuuu October 25, 2017

You’re not a mathematicia

What you say to someone when they try to inturrupt your conversation that doesn’t involve them

Girl: So, what did you think?
Guy: I liked the movie, I thought it was-
Random Person: WELL I THOUGHT-
Girl: You’re not a mathematician, don’t add to this conversation!

by Basilboy64 October 10, 2023

You’re mum

You’re mum means when someone is about to brutally muders your mother then days “you’re mum”

Someone:Omg you’re mum 😂😂😂🤣🤣
You:NO PLEASE. DONT KILL MY MOTHER I BEG YOU. SHES THE ONLY FAMILY IVE GOT LEFT

by You you you’re mum October 10, 2021