Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.

Jonathan is a wonk

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

tittle wonk

When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different

It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead

by rileygohomeyouredrunk August 24, 2018

Wonk

A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.

‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’

by the apls_ April 2, 2020

Wonk

A filler word used when making a sound effect to a aggressive action or event.

For example:
Rodney: *places a book down aggressively*
Francesca: "Wonk!"

by Analogue_Microwave November 30, 2021

wonk

Daniel

Man, you got the bare wonk.

by charliethebigboynig November 4, 2018

Wonk

The good stuff

Hey, this stuff is wonk!

by Wink wonk glonk December 6, 2020