Winston

Winston
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.

“That’s such a Winston thing to do.”

“Winston, stfu.”

“Winston is a Winston.”

by MemesIFoundOnTheInternet March 10, 2023

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a beautiful dog who thinks he is a human. looks like he crys if you ignore him for 0.01 milliseconds. probably possessed by a nice ghost. kind of dumb. will do anything and everything for family to protecc.

that dog over there is such a winston.

by crunkylover1234567890 November 11, 2021

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stupid idiot manipulator gaslihgter annoying monkey

me: ew stop acting like winston
somebody idk: oops sorry for beign annouing

by coolest person in existenc3 March 27, 2022

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that butler from tomb raider that most people locked him in the freezer
he keeps following lara croft around with tea (making a lot of rattling noise) and also keeps farting and groaning
and i just dont know how lara can just stand the smell of the farts

a kid: OH SHIT ITS THAT CREEPY GUY AGAIN!
*locks the winston in the freezer*
a kid: now you'll never catch me!
Winston: DAMMIT WHY PEOPLE HATE ME? :(

by stupid gamer January 15, 2019

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When something goes bad shit crazy and everything sucks

1-Bro 2020 has been so fucking Winston

2-First person: Man, I just saw some chick running down the street with no clothes on.

Second person: What a Winston dude.

by Read my shit man November 29, 2020

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