Winston

Winston loves getting head in the gender-neutral washroom every single day at school

"Did you hear Winston in the halls today? He was out of class all period singing his signature song 'give me head like ar ar ar ar ar,' and everyone was flocking to see him!"

by the glizzy goblin December 15, 2023

Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)

by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023

Winstoning

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".

Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"

by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023

Winston

They are a beautiful man/boy who will grow up to be very successful in life

He’s a winston

by M4DK1N9 February 9, 2020

Winston

Winston is a pussy who thinks he’s rich but it’s mummy and daddy’s boss money so he’s gonna go no where in life and he should stop throwing his weight around if he can’t take to weight that comes with it.

“Oh you know Winston,yeah?”

“Yeah he’s a pussy though isn’t he”
“Yeah he is to be fair

by U want sum fam? August 1, 2020

Winston

Winston is a pussy who thinks he’s rich but it’s mummy and daddy’s boss money so he’s gonna go no where in life and he should stop throwing his weight around if he can’t take to weight that comes with it.

“Oh you know Winston,yeah?”

“Yeah he’s a pussy though isn’t he”
“Yeah he is to be fair”

by U want sum fam? August 1, 2020

Winston

A giant monkey in the game Overwatch that has a tickle gun and won’t stop fucking diving my healers. Oh, and by the way, his ult is to literally get angry.

Player 1: Yo, guys we need to kill that Winston.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.

by JunkratIsOplolol September 8, 2020