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Winston

Some guy who would yell “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class
“What did you get on the homework Winston?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does our teacher have a skibidi toilet bomboclaat GYATT”
by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024
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Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston
Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Winston

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston
by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019
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Winston

Winston is a fermented tofu processed from the soy beans of China's tropical forests. It is usually served doused with soy sauce and chopped garlic. It is similar to China's stinky tofu.
"Mom! Winston is being sold at the floating market. Can I get one?"
by MH170703 December 10, 2020
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Winston

A giant monkey in the game Overwatch that has a tickle gun and won’t stop fucking diving my healers. Oh, and by the way, his ult is to literally get angry.
Player 1: Yo, guys we need to kill that Winston.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.
by JunkratIsOplolol September 8, 2020
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Winston

our weird lurcher dog friend another word for wingo stingo stieno or winkle
your a good boy aren't you winston
by NOT_A_GHOST77 March 4, 2022
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Winston

A guy whos dick is 3cm long and is so skinny like a stick. He like those girls who try to show off everything. he is smart on the inside but trys to act dumb in real life
girl : is that Winston! i wanna suck his tiny dick. different boy : wanna suck mine? girl : NOO! only winstons dick i wanna suck on!
by oop_ kid April 28, 2021
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