Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy Gobbler

When you are eating a woman out, she queefs and it tickles your chin hair.

Bro, I was totally eating that tinder hoe out last night and she windy gobblered me.

by Th3OriginalOn3 June 24, 2018

Windy kitty

Female equivalent of free balling

She felt delicate, fresh and alive while sporting the a windy kitty

by Bitchassho69 January 14, 2018

Windy City

When she queefs at the same moment that you are hovering just outside the entrance and you blow a load right into the forthcoming gust, causing a spectacular blowback of cum droplets all over both parties.

Duuuude, just as I pulled out to spray a fresh coat of paint all over the front door, she blasted me with a Windy City! The cleanup was gnarly!

by SinTaxx October 17, 2020

windy dustbowl

a Queefing (fanny fart) old persons ming

blue waffle is rather similar tom my windy dustbowl

by steamy 119 May 07, 2010

Windy Dipping

When its the perfect temperature and really windy outside it makes you want to take your clothes off and really FEEL the breeze!

"Last night was great! It was so nice out we decided to go windy dipping on our deck. It was so invigorating!!"

"Did anyone see you?"

"No probably not because it was dark, but who cares anyway!"

by Crazynude! November 07, 2011

windy chicago

A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.

My girl friend is very angry that I gave her a windy chicago last night

by Internal Revolution July 26, 2015