wellington handbag 

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act

hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep

wellington handbag by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010

warmington 

a fine black man

that is a fine warmington

warmington by im a nigga (weed) May 10, 2018

wellingtonian 

White, hipster, trash from New Zealand's Capital City Wellington.

FRIEND 1 "Meet me by the Bucket Fountain and we'll grab a coffee before going shopping on Cuba Street"

FRIEND 2 "You're such a Wellingtonian bro"

wellingtonian by a nonu mouse November 23, 2018

Wellington Girls 

The informal name for a maternity ward

Wellington Girls is such a pristine birthing ward

Wellington Girls by geeeee78393212334 May 27, 2020

Wellington girl 

A basic white rich girl who pretends to be a chav, has crudely dyed blonde hair with a tiny braid, that she thinks is cool, but makes her look like a primary school kid.

Have you seen how many rings that Wellington girl is wearing

Wellington girl by Elizabeth Hobson October 27, 2020

wellington lorax 

This lorax of the Wellington variety, quite simply, speaks for the trees. Although because of the tenacity of Wellington landlords, unfortunately this locality of lorax cannot prevent the deforestation of the native cabbage tree. This is a hard fact of life. They are however efficient at alerting others of the destruction of our leafy friends. This is appreciated.

Did you hear that a cabbage tree has fallen due to a felling? The Wellington lorax let me know immediately.

wellington lorax by skuxxmcd January 12, 2021

wellington primary school 

School with vapers #wannabeminahs #actcool

WELLINGTON PRIMARY SCHOOL FULL OF VAPERS

wellington primary school by your mother ifykyk August 23, 2021