by Shernandtu December 04, 2009
A gaming slang, meaning "predicting someone else's actions or movement". Mostly used in games where you need to hit your opponent with projectiles or attacks, while they try to avoid getting hit by you.
by SilverFelida December 08, 2020
a retard that falls on a exstention cord and hits the smart board, then yells at the class and becomes very salty
that person is a reading sub
by richard the bitcherd February 12, 2018
When one reads a sensual/sexual scene or part of a book, or reading an erotica entirely - mainly for self-pleasure and satisfaction.
by TheIslander96 June 14, 2015
The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.
Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.
by dirkdiggler12 December 05, 2016
Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
by That Slattery Girl May 22, 2020
When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 06, 2021