Hockey Hoser

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike

You guys are such Hockey Hosers.

by B Wok October 28, 2002

Junior Hockey

A phase in a hockey players career (usualy age 18-20)when all they do is eat, sleep, work out, play hockey, booze, and fuck puck sluts. It is known to be the best time in a hockey player life. It is the transition period between Amatuer Hockey to College and or Proffesional Hockey. Juniors is the first step to The Show.

1. Yea man, I decided to take a couple years off of school and play Junior Hockey, Its the best time of my life!

2. Check out the Junior hockey bible at www.rockhockey.ca

by A. Doherty February 3, 2007

bull hockey

1:bull crap, but made apropriate for mixed company
2:something that is not important, idle chit chat, i.e, shooting the bull

the test scores were streight bull hockey

by Mc lovein January 8, 2008

hockey puck

A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.

That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.

by tyrone vanier September 20, 2008

tonsil hockey

A nonsense game referring to heavy-action French kissing and deep tonguing.

Mary and John were in the pool playing tonsil hockey.

by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006

hardball hockey

Hardball Hockey in the United States (often called rink-hockey in other parts of the world under the Roller Hockey umbrella) is one of the three most popular hockey variants and shouldn't be confused with Inline hockey which is also categorized under the Roller Hockey unmbrella.

Hardball Hockey was played as a demonstration roller sport in the 1992 Barcelona Olympic Games.

by hardballhock September 4, 2006

Hockey Player

Real men. Everyone else likes to play with balls.

Did you see Jordan staal score that goal, what a hockey player.

No I was to busy watching Nate McLouth play with balls.

by Kayewtie June 7, 2009