Watch the Fish

v. The act of expecting something spectacular to happen only to have a very disapointing and lousy result. It was first said by Homer Simspon while showing his family is "anti-bulglar device" that involved a lot of string and a fish in a bowl. "Watch the fish, Marge. Watch the fish" were Homer's words just before the bulglar went through the mail slot and stole the fish, thus providing a disapointing climax.

My friend wanted to show me this trick on his skateboard but he just ended up making me watch the fish.

by Poet X December 28, 2005

apple watch

A smart watch made by Apple that makes you pay around 500 dollars so you don't have to pull your phone out of your pocket. Also pretty overpriced.

Is that the new apple watch? It's so cool! Yeah, but I'm broke now. At least I have fun spinning that wheel thing.

by SuperAstronomyNerd March 9, 2015

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

watch-ghost

The tan line your watch leaves on your wrist. Usually in summer.

I can tell how tan I got this summer by looking at my watch-ghost.

You can tell he's been wearing his watch outside because he has a watch-ghost.

by Liz MacRae September 3, 2005

watch the throne

best co-op album ever/ best album every
By Kanye West and Jay-Z (Yeezy and Hov)

show you are the best

You are know watching the throne

watch the throne bitches

by joeykingman March 28, 2012

Watch out

Means;
Shut up with that.

Billybob: Your girlfriend likes me.
Joebob: Watch out, nigga.

by SuperPinky January 4, 2008

Diarrhea Watch

When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.

The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.

Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.

by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016