by Crogs August 13, 2004
A person who studiously avoids chat rooms, on-line social networks, and/or any kind of presence at all on the Internet.
Allan: "Hey, you check out my status update on Facebook?"
Dava: "I hate Facebook."
Allan: "Oh. Then, did you read my latest Tweet?"
Dava: "No. I don't do any of that stuff."
Allan: "What ARE you, some kinda weird Virtual Hermit?!!"
Dava: "I hate Facebook."
Allan: "Oh. Then, did you read my latest Tweet?"
Dava: "No. I don't do any of that stuff."
Allan: "What ARE you, some kinda weird Virtual Hermit?!!"
by allnew121 August 20, 2010
After getting dominated in a video game, for instance if you lost 50 to 0 in a halo one on one match, you have been virtually raped.
(After getting a close range shotgun Bultrue)
"Dude i just raped you! That was a virtual rape!"
(You can also get fancy with it)
"I just raped you so hard i went back in time and knocked up your mom, how do you like that son?"
"Dude i just raped you! That was a virtual rape!"
(You can also get fancy with it)
"I just raped you so hard i went back in time and knocked up your mom, how do you like that son?"
by LavanderGoons August 08, 2009
That is so lame it is virtual boy.
by Marc November 30, 2004
A company that sells hacks for money over PayPal. They are well known for selling broken hacks. VA's (Virtual Advantage's) DayZ hack users are often globally banned (GB'd) upon injection (when one attempts to load the hack into the Arma II OA "DayZ" client) by BattlEye (a different company that works against cheaters in video games). VA is also known for a female, Jasmine. She works as an admin for VA and many members of the hacking community refer to her as an annoying, fat, bitch.
Virtual Advantage's hacks are shit! I just bought them today, used them once and I am already GBed. I asked for help and all I got was that fat, annoying, bitch Jasmine. What a joke!
by UNknownUSer July 03, 2013
by rogerian July 11, 2009
A Virtual Viking is a person who regularly scours the internet for media like music and films and makes no attempt to ask permission for these wares and downloads them very non-chalantly. This activity is often illegal but gathers great mutual respect from fellow internet users and the rewards are understood to be a large saving in finances, money which would have otherwise been spent on buying the rights to download such materials.
In simple terms, if you have ever downloaded something that was not meant to be free on the internet, you are a "Virtual Viking"
The origins of the term stem from the scandinavian warriors of olde, Who's main activities during the invasion of a non-viking country were "Raping and Pillaging" the country they were in of its resources. This term is then applied in the above term as the "raping and pillaging" of the internet for digital media.
In simple terms, if you have ever downloaded something that was not meant to be free on the internet, you are a "Virtual Viking"
The origins of the term stem from the scandinavian warriors of olde, Who's main activities during the invasion of a non-viking country were "Raping and Pillaging" the country they were in of its resources. This term is then applied in the above term as the "raping and pillaging" of the internet for digital media.
"Holy Shit dude, you downloaded 11 films by aXXo in one night, and still had enough bandwidth to download every episode of 'Is it a Good Idea To Microwave This?' ?"
"yep...and COD4 was still lag free!"
"youre such a Virtual Viking"
"yep...and COD4 was still lag free!"
"youre such a Virtual Viking"
by Kavster92 October 23, 2009