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Vertical Planking

To vertical plank, to hang from a ledge/bar or any other things able to be gripped with the hand. Using only your hands, hang in a complete vertical position, elevating, as if standing. The higher/more dangerous the plank, the more skilled the plank.

™©® Vertical Planking, created by Benjamin Poletti

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"Hey Jonathan. Check it out I'm vertical planking off the side of this escalator. While going up!"
by DanteLillyTigger November 11, 2011
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vertical plank

Like planking, a vertical planker stands as still and as straight as he/she can.
"Hey, Lukes standing like a dick again"
"No dude. He's just vertical planking"
by MrCockknuckles February 13, 2014
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verticalitis

A serious need for bagging some vertical with wings, wheels or boards. For example skiing, longboarding or squirrel suit. Anything that involves going down a hill fast.
The only real cure for verticalitis is bombing hills on a longboard.
by KingKongDave May 15, 2015
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vertically challanged

(Adj.)When you're too prideful to call yourself short, so you use this saying.
Guy: Sorry I didn't see you there, you're so short. *laughs*
Me: stfu I'm not short I'm vertically challanged 🖕🏿
by Notyouraveragehero April 21, 2016
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vertical monkey mouth

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .
" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "
by CYPF. March 26, 2017
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vertical line test

the way to determine if a relation is a function
A method to determine a relation is a function is a vertical line test
by Mary-Jane Parker February 20, 2018
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Vertically challenged

Used in elite social circles to refer to short people in a polite manner.

Slang: A derogatory term for people with small penis.
1. Jane : "Have you seen Ethan's wife? Poor girl is vertically challenged."

2. Doe : "OMG I slept with Smith last night and I shit you not, he's vertically challenged inspite of having a beefy body!"
by DrD00M September 28, 2019
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