Person universe version 1

Person 1: googoo gaagaa

In Person universe version 1, person 1 is born.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

Abungulous (good version)

This word can be used in two very, very different ways. The original definition was meant to be distasteful, gross, straight up stanky. But the other definition is a blessing to humanity. Instead of the entire body being elephant sized, I’m talkin specifically about that trunk, if you catch my drift. This 2nd meaning defines the booty of a lady to be of a great size, whilst somehow maintaining incredible shape. This is very rare, as this section on the size to shape stall is a very small section. If you happen to stumble upon an abunglulous booty, make sure to indulge it’s very sight for as long as possible, for its beauty and rarity are hard to come by.

HomeDawg 1: Uh, excuse me, but Gyat. Look at that bro
HomeDawg 2: Holy guacamole bro. That Abungulous (good version) booty got my hittin the stanky leg.
HomeDawg 1: I wish my I had the Google lenses so I could snap a picture, because I know this a sight we won’t see everyday.
HomeDawg 2: We have been blessed today my friend.

by bakedpotato7 May 11, 2023

Kylie (racist version)

She is racist but is the most perfect girl in the world. She is sooooo amazing but rascist and mean.

Good thing I have Kylie (racist version) - brayden

by Mommmmy 69420 November 26, 2021

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

Fartism- Version 3

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.

by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022

gold version

In software and application development, a gold version is the final stage of software development and follows the alpha and beta testing cycles of software development. The gold version is the final version of the software as it will be released to the public. Most or all known bugs prior to release are fixed, and all intended functions for final release are implemented. Media and developers will often use the phrase "gone gold" to announce a software product's impending release.

It's like you find a showstopper in gold version and suddenly everybody loses their minds.

by triibuliine October 24, 2013

orkestrel version

A non-lyrical performance of a pop-tune dat's produced by a sizable flock of falcons.

It would probably be difficult for any of our feathered friends to play musical instruments, so I am guessing dat an orkestrel version of a song would consist entirely of just their own throat-produced vocalizations. Since birds of prey are not generally known for being particularly melodious, however, I would question whether da results of said choral group's efforts would be all dat pleasurable to listen to, or whether you could even recognize da tune dat they were "singing".

by QuacksO April 20, 2021