Vanessa is an acronym for " very ass nigger eisawesome swag swag ass". Typically used as a female name, but can be referred to as a male action.
by flamingassbootyhoneybun May 7, 2012
Get the Vanessa mug.a sly backstabbing bitch, make sure to never trust a Vanessa. Is probably going through something so be empathetic. can be a lot of fun but make sure you never trust her
by gachiboidoogy September 9, 2020
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She will keep you around only for you to feed her ego. She's a spoiled child, so she's extremely rude and self-centered. She tries to act innocent and "adorable" but only a few know what she's really like.
She will keep you around only for you to feed her ego. She's a spoiled child, so she's extremely rude and self-centered. She tries to act innocent and "adorable" but only a few know what she's really like.
by miranda garcia 25 January 18, 2015
Get the Vanessa mug.Vanessa: a chunky Mexican girl that can be ratchet all the time and u cannot trust, might seem nice but she will stab u in the back and is fake. Nicknames armpit hair, bologna boobs and Twinkie.
by Dboy98 October 17, 2013
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Everyone else: "you're on JV. shut up."
Everyone else: "you're on JV. shut up."
by Just your regular bitch. November 28, 2012
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Is that Vanessa? Isn't she married to Camden?
by ??gee i wonder who December 15, 2017
Get the Vanessa mug.Someone who seems beautiful, pretty, smart, funny, and just all around perfect. But what you don't see is how she treats your friends. She'll smirk at them when you glance away, because she knows your friends know they're choosing her instead. She seems like the perfect soulmate... but your friends fear for your soon broken heart.
"Did you see Jake with Vanessa today?"
'Yeah, I feel terrible. She smirked at me when he looked away... like she was trying to tell me she won.'
"I know, right? Just the other day I saw him laughing with her... I'm worried she's gonna end up breaking his heart."
'Yeah, I feel terrible. She smirked at me when he looked away... like she was trying to tell me she won.'
"I know, right? Just the other day I saw him laughing with her... I'm worried she's gonna end up breaking his heart."
by SweaterSyd January 24, 2015
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