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Sakura is so useless
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1: A rumored snuff film that showed a woman being beaten to death by a shaved and starved chimpanzee. Mentioned in creepypasta "Normal Porn For Normal People". Some speculate that it did exist at some point, but went by another name. To this day, the existence of this video is debated.

2: The act of tying your gf/wife/lover to a mattress and gnawing on her titties while donning a monke mask.
"Hey, Zach, I heard you get off on gore porn. Check out Useless.avi" "Useless dot what?" "It's just some video of some blonde bitch getting devoured by a fucking monke" "That's not a monkey, Brian, that's a chimpanzee"
by ILiveInAMorgue June 20, 2022
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Jehovah Witness are known for their uselessness and complete incompetence, Their children are living on the streets learning the way of the hobo.
I hate Jehovah Witness! They are a cult of useless motherfuckers! Their children are living on the streets and forced to live in complete poverty! Next time I see one of those fucking assholes I am going to put a bullet hole in their forehead and bomb their fucking church and make sure everyone of them are fucking dead!

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useless information

a cock. if you are filled with useless information, you are having sex (full of cock... get it?)
by chocolategrape March 10, 2008
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USELESS PERSON

you
Your are a USELESS PERSON.
by MintyMike September 14, 2022
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a bristolian slang word for a imbecile, usually consideredthe most idiotic of all people in a community.
by themainmanlobo January 25, 2009
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Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.
I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee
by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011
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