Twitter

A place where weaklings can

a) ''Have their say'' for no one in their lives will listen to them
b) Feel closer to their idols (even though those idols couldn't give a rat's ass whether they live or die)

Cock womble: Log onto to twitter man!

Actual person: What?
Cock Womble: I wanna follow you.
Actual person:
Cock womble: Come on!!!
Actual person: I know people who listen to me and love me even when I talk shit. They're called friends. Not followers! Friends!!! And so I see no need to post my thoughts on a silly website where many people will just scroll up anyways subsequently making me feel like an insignificant spec on the horizon. FUCK YOU, YOUR TWITTER, AND EVERYONE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD!!!
Cock womble: ...

by Zam89 January 21, 2015

twitter

a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit

im going on twitter

by Tranman64 January 9, 2021

Twitter

A waste of life

Sir Alex Ferguson: "Twitter is a waste of life"

by twastes February 3, 2014

Twitter

Where most girls find out their boyfriend is cheating

Where most girls stalk their crush/boyfriend

Girl 1: hey did you see Bob post a picture on twitter with Suzy on his lap?
Girl 2: oh god, Miley is going to flip!

by Thejanopig on twitter <3 February 17, 2014

Twitter

The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach

by dragonkeeper123 March 21, 2010

the twitters

Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".

"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."

"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.

by photodna March 2, 2009

Twitter

To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010