When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.
by Dubtrow November 3, 2020
Get the Toothpaste Donutmug. Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.
Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017
Get the Toothpaste Cheesemug. The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!
♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
Get the Toothpastemug. T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.
Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.
by Hooville dittlebottom May 19, 2024
Get the Toothpaste theorymug. by chocobrocco April 13, 2021
Get the Choco Toothpastemug. 
by obZen. January 26, 2016
Get the reverse toothpastemug.