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A Tooth Fairy

While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.
by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021
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tooth nugget

A peice of food that gets stuck in your tooth, especially one that is cracked or broken.
Yo bobby, I see you got them gold teeth you been wanting.
Naw G that's just a tooth nugget
by RichieArizona July 9, 2020
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Titty Tooth

When a man sends a apple tooth emoji to a woman, putting him on the national sex offender watchlist. Famous for being code to enter a large ring of crime, in a now secret court case from 2014.
BRO, YOU SENT A TITTY TOOTH YOU GOTTA UNSEND IT IMMEDIATELY
by Charli Chaplin January 5, 2021
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Tooth Barber

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?
by Anuglyman January 10, 2022
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Tooth Goof

A person communicating on a Bluetooth headset in a social location.
-Tooth Goof: "Hello" (on headset)
-Bystander: "Excuse me?" (to tooth goof)
-Tooth Goof: *shoots an insulting, belittling look at bystander*

-Tooth Goog:"I'm sorry, what was that? Some idiot thought I was talking to him."(on headset)
by Brewha February 4, 2010
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tooth paste

A type of paste that you put on your tooth brush and then on your teeth and scrub with your tooth brush
i am now going to put my tooth paste on my tooth brush
by meepdog365 April 27, 2020
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loose tooth.

A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.
by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018
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