Urban Failure

When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.

I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.

by salsaboy719 January 09, 2011

signal failure

Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.

Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.

by AshJ May 27, 2007

Kidney failure

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.

Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".

by Leahann October 11, 2006

Epic Failure

When something is a total failure. AKA Ryan Mendenhall

He was an epic failure of a man.

by kcrazy September 18, 2008

Failure at life

Max Herrmann

a person who never wins is a failure at life, a thing that goes wrong in a persons life like max being born

by mikedravs13 August 27, 2008

Failure in life

Someone who fails in life such as Sammii H-K

Heyy dude your such a failure in life!
Err no im not, im not Sammii.

by Sprkl April 27, 2010

failure to communicate

Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.

Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.

by PTL April 10, 2006