double thumper

When a man's penis is so large that the act of pulling it out on a table makes 2 thumps
All the boys in the Frat got double thumpers
by BodyBasper December 12, 2020
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jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.
your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!
by num nut December 05, 2019
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Little thumper

A nick name for a man with a small penis and fast in the bedroom
:hey where were you last night

:I was out sleeping with little thumper last night
by Dan the car guy November 05, 2021
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Bible thumper

Bible Thumper: one who talks to others regarding the Bible and Jesus trying to have them accept Jesus as their Saviour.
Bible thumper Don came around again today, still trying to get me to accept Jesus Christ as my Saviour.
by Brother Donald June 16, 2022
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Bible Thumper

A religious hypocrite whom often lashes out against others for how they live their lives but get angered if somebody else does the same. They often use biblical scriptures to justify their judgmental hypocrisy.
I remember a Bible thumper got on my case just because I like watching "Empire" on Fox & they told me how much I was bound to be sent to Hell just for liking the show.
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 03, 2022
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Pickle thumper

A large wide man who enjoys the simple pleasure that is penis.
Hey dawg just wanted to let you know I’m a pickle thumper
by Wafercrusader March 22, 2023
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tundra thumper

Tundra Thumper; one who dwells within the open plains of a frozen waste land. Most often a term to describe people from a village or small town. Usually a derogative term for a native of said place.
"Couple of Tundra Thumpers came into town last night."
by Indrid Tautry January 31, 2016
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