Tree Bang('d)

An act of immature punishment or sexual thrill in which a victim is hosted over the shoulders of two witnesses and then is rammed at top speed ,crotch-first, into a very solid tree!

"Man, Diego just got Tree Bang('d)!"

by Eureka92 April 11, 2010

Three goddamn dots

stupid mfs that just reply with "oh..." Or "ok..."

What the fuck does "..." Mean? Like what the fucking fuck you bitch. What the hell does three goddamn dots mean. What are you trying to tell me that you can't say with words. What goddamn message are you trying to send me with those three fucking dots. Just use fucking words. You fucking bitch. It's not that fucking hard to speak fucking English you stupid fucking bitch. Fuck.

by Midnight 💀 July 21, 2022

three knuckle dunkle

When you are at a third rate strip club and the stripper let's you go in three knuckles deep.

I was at Twin Peaks and Chastity let me do the three knuckle dunkle.

by anjbabs March 19, 2014

three straw drain

When you're ready to leave a restaurant or bar, but you don't want to be wasteful and leave much of your frozen adult beverage in the glass, so you borrow two additional straws and down the remainder rapidly.

Rachel three straw drained her margarita so she could get home to watch the finale of her favorite show.

by HHM3 July 23, 2016

three syllable damn

The highest compliment. When you looking fine af.

"dayyyyyuuummm girlllll"

~Later that day~

Girl 1: "Oooh sis I got me a three syllable damn today"
Girl 2: "Ooo you musta been looking hawt af gurllll"

by B I C H T December 30, 2018

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

Three some day

Day where anyone you pick has to participate in a threesome with you. It doesn’t have to be today but you most claim it today. And you can use it whenever you want.

Hey wyd today?
My boyfriend used his three some day pass so I’m with him and this girl.

by Joe friend February 4, 2020