twitter

a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit

im going on twitter

by Tranman64 January 10, 2021

twitter

the physical representation of hell

the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist

by i have severe brain damage June 25, 2021

twitter

a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time

"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"

by mknkn July 01, 2014

Twitter

The space between the twat and the shitter.

I was all up in her twitter last night.

I followed that twitter all the way to Kansas.

by m.A.A.d Man June 03, 2013

Twitter

Where most girls find out their boyfriend is cheating

Where most girls stalk their crush/boyfriend

Girl 1: hey did you see Bob post a picture on twitter with Suzy on his lap?
Girl 2: oh god, Miley is going to flip!

by Thejanopig on twitter <3 February 17, 2014

Twitter

The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach

by dragonkeeper123 March 21, 2010

Twitter

To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010