Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

thor arnold

He's a nigger

Thor Arnold is actually white, but he's a nigger.

by madcowdisdea January 29, 2017

thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017

Thor

The god of lesbian

Thor protects lesbians with his live and will do awkward thumps up and shows puppy eyes+smile to every lesbian he sees :)
(Thor in the mcu, especially Thor ragnarok)

*Valkery waks past Thor*
*Thor does awkward thumps up and puppy eyes+smile to them*
*Valkery smiles back and does pistols with her hands*

by Mafiaboss69 November 23, 2021

Thor

Chris Hemsworth

Thor is hot

by Thor'Gf November 23, 2021

Thor Keener

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.

At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener

by dimpledballz June 3, 2023

Thor skywalker

Svensk ”musikproducent” som köper sex av prostituerade tjejer på only fans. Narcissist som är mästare på att ljuga och går igång på 16 åringar. Otrogen mot sina flickvänner och kallar dom galna

Den där Thor Skywalker på insta följer massa tjejer på Instagram. Sitter och runkar till tjejer online

by Jfkdjd December 28, 2023