stand too

army slang meaning an attack is imminant and to take fireing posistions ready to return fire. Every soldiers worst nightmare as it usually means getting out of doss bags (sleeping bags) in the early hours to get shot at for a few minutes or possibly hours.

stand too, stand too. INCOMING

by banta87 October 24, 2010

standing o

An orgasm that a woman has whenever she's getting fucked while standing up.

I didn't want to fuck your mom on my bed because I just put clean sheets on it, so I threw her up against the wall an fucked her so hard I gave her a Standing O.

by tonyfamous December 18, 2010

Stand up

representing where you from or command everybody that lives in any other city to represent where they from. represent ur crew

Connecticut Stand up
Bad Newz stand up
Atl stand up
Marcy stand up

by gmandynasty December 26, 2005

standing dirty

When you discover there is no available toilet paper AFTER having a poo. Because of the inability to wipe you are 'standing dirty'.

Bob: There was no toilet paper in there.
Joe: Haha you're standing dirty!

by Lucyw September 4, 2006

standing at attention

In marching band, standing with your feet together, stomach in, chest out, shoulders back, chin up, and eyes with pride. It is very painful after long amounts of time.

After standing at attention for so long, my legs felt like jelly.

by dominito July 4, 2012

last stand

When you know your fucked, outnumbered,outgunned,outflanked and out of time but you hold your ground and go for inflicting as much pain and misery and you knoeing you will pay dearly.

dude,I was in a bar with my best freind,Larry and 10 hell's angels came in and talked shit to Larry. Larry got mad and sucker punched one of then and all hell broke loose....it was our last stand.

by mando man March 12, 2007

Peg Stand

When a man is doing a keg stand while simultaneously getting railed by a chick with a strap on. Sometimes resulting in ejaculation on his own face.

“Did you hear about what Joey did at the party last night?”
“No, what did he do this time?”
“He did a peg stand with a tranny and broke the record.”

“I wonder how many more times he’s going to break his own record?”

by Creamyweasel69 July 6, 2022