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sloth mode

The mode your computer enters when it's feed to much indigestible crap from the Internet.
Damn, my PC's in sloth mode! it must be choking on worms, spam and cookies.
by Enfomoco February 21, 2007
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fat sloth

A sloth like fat man, Goes by the name Ryan Sells
Ryan Sells ate him self to death with a plate of cookies and a butter filled cake
by AK 47 March 15, 2005
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fat sloth

Ryan Sells is a fat sloth
by AK 47 March 13, 2005
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sloth rodeo

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.
"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.
Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.
by AJ Khan June 28, 2017
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Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.
Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo
by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013
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iPod Sloth

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic
Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!
by Pixel Fiend January 19, 2011
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