Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton March 4, 2016

Potato

The best people in the world

my friend is a potato

by datgirl22 February 7, 2019

potato

me, a starch.

wow im such a potato man

by tommothetiny December 19, 2020

Potato

A vegetable but also a word for best friend, without the best friend label

She’s my potato I tell her everything

by Jooms x January 8, 2020

Potato

Me.

Jeff: Hey how are ya doin'?
Nathan: Not that well, my friend Potato just got beat up...

by Potatoified June 24, 2018

Potatoes

Boil em, Mash em, Stick em in a stew.

If you don't like potatoes I'm going to throw tater tots at you.

by John D. Stabbington October 27, 2022

Potato

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018