charlotte oatmeal

A delicious breakfast treat that comes 6 to a pack and gets stuck in the inbound handlers.

"Hey! Old man Maur needs 18 Charlotte Oatmeals goddammit!"

by Roger Hogsmith February 06, 2025

Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 26, 2019

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Quaker Oatmeal

Adj. Possessing the qualities of one Thomas Regan.

Stop being such a Quaker oatmeal.

by Chanasty February 21, 2014

eat some oatmeal

a code term for smoking weed

yo man lets go eat some oatmeal

by dkfogksjhfdogisjkdgrf February 09, 2012

Oatmeal Cornbread

Idk wtf that is but apparently St3phhArt's mom is making it

"Yay the oatmeal cornbread is ready!"

by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021

Oatmeal Cream Pie

Jacking off and cumming between two oatmeal cookies

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

by May 27, 2025