A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Hoganmug. by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021
Get the Oatmeal Cornbreadmug. When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022
Get the Oatmeal Kissmug. by thee bone collector November 5, 2022
Get the oatmeal pie facemug. When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.
by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022
Get the Oatmeal trickmug. The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.
After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.
by D.Lang April 3, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Creampiemug. by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
Get the Oatmeal creampiemug.