the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.

Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!

by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

shotgun method

A highly advanced technique that some males use to obtain coitus from a potential partner. It involves spamming out their dick pics to all interested targets in a wide spread attempt that one will be a hit, hence the name.

I picked her up with the shotgun method. She was the 7th person I sent it too.

by Derek Ferguson June 29, 2017

The Tebow Method

Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.

I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.

by Little Johnny Blue Label December 18, 2011

The Luan Method

The Luan Methdod- A method to help shifting realities. Here’s how you do it!
1- Drink lots of water.
2- Eat something.
3- Have a shower if preferred.
4- Lay in a comfy position.
5- Think about the people in your desired reality and what they look or sound like.
6- Think of the stuff you will do there.
7- you will feel tingles.
8- Repeat affirmations (I am.. I am..)
9- After some time you will feel the room spinning or you will feel light, like your floating.
10- When you are sure of the symptoms, think fo your desired reality bedroom.
11- Count to 100.
12- Sleep.

The Luan Method helps me shift!

by Britishtoiletpaper June 3, 2021

The Palmer Method

When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.

I had to go so bad on the airplane, but couldn't get up from my seat so I used The Palmer Method

by Mackus December 6, 2022

Grapefruit Method

The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.

Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!

by Grapefruit method September 8, 2016

THE SEGJI METHOD

The Segji Method ( as known as the superior method among all other methods ) is used to describe someone's perfection with a situation, game or other relevant activities, some of these acts within The Segji Method include, being able to push yourself to perfection, a stable mindset, the ability to enjoy an activity or a game without caring about statistics, for someone to reach The Segji Method would be an incredible feat worth cherishing for the rest of their lives.

wow that guy over there is playing really well he must know The Segji Method!

by anonymous November 23, 2020