Hog Hustlin'

The game of chasing down a greased pig at the state fair rodeo. or...

The game played by men when going out for a night on the town. The men attempt to find and bring home the largest girl in the club. At the end of the night the men return home for the weigh in. The man with the biggest girl wins the game for that night. The minimum weight for a hog is usually around 200 lbs but can be determined by the players before the start of the night.
what were you thinking dude shes a beast, we weren't hog hustlin' tonight
by T-SoUL January 20, 2011
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parking hog

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.
That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.
by backinbowl February 07, 2010
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heavenly hogs

A large woman that has a pretty face. Can range from 200lb to 300lb these hogs are still fuck able.
Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.
by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017
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hefty hogs

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.
Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.
by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017
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huge hog

"Man that guy at the bar had a huge hog"

"Yeah I know man, I was jealous"
by Throbbing Vainy Massive Hog November 01, 2017
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Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.
"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"
by chef plumpkin December 12, 2007
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Hog Slayer

One who takes particular glee in slamming the the fattest chicks out there
He went to the bar and snagged up that huge fucking cougar
Yeah, that niggas a hog slayer
by Emilio Rebengaa December 11, 2008
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