Joe Calvin

Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.

WOW!!! Joe Calvin has a big dick.

I want to be like Joe Calvin.

by JOE CALVIN THE 33 December 10, 2019

calvin sutter

A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.

Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.

Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick

by Awesome man who fucked your mo January 07, 2018

Hot Calvin

A load of jiz cooled off then reheated in the microwave and thrown on a person's face.

I gave him a hot calvin as a favor for rewarding me with a Kentucky Klondike bar.

by Stains3 July 11, 2016

Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

Calvin Harris

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

by Rectangular Strawberry August 04, 2022

Calvin College

A tiny, ass college in michigan. not a single drop of beer or drugs on campus. 99% dutch. they are tall blonde snobby bastards. although it gets alot of snow here, so good for snowboarding and skiing.
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.

Dutch
chrstian
tall
hot
Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)

Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C

by OmAR16456532 January 23, 2009

Calvin Kleining

Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.

Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining

by Proudweareofallofthem July 06, 2012