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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
mugGet the gab my blabster, bashersmug.

bate bay body bashers

2017 whomp off Australia champions. A bodysurfing club based in the bate Bay Area of Cronulla that do weekly meet ups every Sunday at 7:30am
Let’s go to gate 8 and bodysurf with the bate bay body bashers this Sunday
by Corey sainsbury November 19, 2018
mugGet the bate bay body bashersmug.

gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
mugGet the gab my blabster, bashersmug.

Trolley Basher

Men or Women who seem to always be pushing around one or more kids in a trolley. Usually find them trying to push their kids trolleys onto buses despite other people trying to get on at the same time. They can get aggressive if they are told not to get on one of the buses even if spaces are meant for old and disabled people and not specifically for trollys.
Look at all these Trolley Bashers trying to get on that bus they think they own the place
by Annabish June 6, 2014
mugGet the Trolley Bashermug.

barn basher

When a car has an exhaust, say at the track, and when they hold high revs it sounds like 'bang, bang, bang." Slow, loud chugs og the exhaust before blowing off the line.
dat vdub had a crazy barn basher exaust
by pokaroo December 20, 2006
mugGet the barn bashermug.

Basher

A neutral reference to a person, usually but not always, implying a thug or fighter.
He's a tough basher, he can take a punch.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
mugGet the Bashermug.

Dirty Basher.

A Dirty basher is the act of taking the most lovable doggo in the world on a walk after it rains. He tracks mud everywhere in the house. But that's okay, because he's the goodest boy. Now, go give him a treat, you monster!
I wrote a sentence using the word "dirty basher."
by Cap1Eye March 6, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Basher.mug.

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