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Zane Downes

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Zane Downes,
A curious child, with a love for all things unknowns,
He discovered a game, an anime-themed one, called Blox Fruits,
And he was hooked, playing it every day, without any pursuits.

Zane spent hours, mastering each level and quest,
He was a pro, his skills second to none, he was truly blessed,
But as time passed, Zane's obsession with the game grew,
He was playing it all the time, and his grades started to skew.

One day, Zane stumbled upon another game,
One where gorillas touch each other, it seemed like such a shame,
He was curious and decided to give it a try,
But soon enough, he was addicted, and it was all he could buy.

Zane was playing both games, day and night,
He was neglecting his studies, his friends and his life,
He was consumed by his addiction, and he didn't know what to do,
He was lost in a virtual world, and his real life was feeling so blue.

But then one day, Zane met someone, who showed him the light,
She showed him the dangers of addiction, and how it could lead to a fright,
She helped him break free, and find joy in the real world,
And Zane was grateful, for a friend who had helped him unfurl.

So remember the story of Zane Downes, a boy who lost his way,
And the lessons he learned, on the dangers of addiction and what it can say,
For it's important to find balance, in the virtual and real worlds,
And to cherish the things that bring us joy, and the friends that we hold.
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Zane The Derg

Person 1: "Have you been on vrchat?"
Person 2: "No, I'm scared of being ass fucked by Zane The Derg."
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Insane Uncle Zane

"It's a Penis Austin :D" - Insane Uncle Zane
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Zane is dirty minded

Girl who's named Zane is dirty minded but not as much as Kintija.
"Zane is dirty minded"
"Pfft, did you heard Kintija's jokes"
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Zane

Is kinda a weird guy but sometimes funny.Probably has a really big forehead and gets bullied for it.Can sometimes have bedtimes
Like man Zanes forehead is so big i could call him megamind
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Zane

I am Zane and I'm interesting alittle stupid at times but I try my best, zero bitches and no hoes but life is good love the people in my life.
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Zane

Zane is a funny dude. He’s short, like his D, and isn’t really the most athletic. He does come from a good background of fucking hoes. Besides this, Zane is an overall L
Zane is an L
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