Broke the Window

When a drunk college kid shatters a window, leading to a series of events that lead one to believe they have been cursed. These events could include
1. Arrest for underage/ public urination/ stealing a bike
2. Loss of license for three months
3. Giving the flu to half of your friends
4. Car breaking down driving a friend home
5. Ols getting his D-Dub

When we go back up to penn state we have to find that dick that Broke the Window because i need to put a face to the curse hes left on me

by MichaelWilliamHagan January 19, 2009

dick swinging in the wind

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.

Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.

by skid mark vz December 15, 2007

the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.

Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!

by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011

The Winner Takes It All

one of the best songs ever.

Person1; You know that song? 'The winner takes it all' by ABBA?
Person2; you mean the best song to ever have been made? yeah

by Miluvr December 1, 2021

Gerry the wings.

To do injustice to. To leave a large amount of meat still on the bone.

Bob: Hey I’m done eating these wings
John: No you aren’t. You left so much meat on the wings. Don’t Gerry the wings.

by imkeisha88 June 20, 2019

three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015

bopping on the wing

Being in prison or penitentiary

Did you hear about shecks, fedz caught him dealing he's bopping on the wing

by Madden2K17 October 12, 2017