by Captain90266 May 13, 2021
Noun: A blockage created by a “careful driver” attempting to pass a tractor-trailer; upon reaching the back of the trailer, the car slows to 1 mph faster than the truck and takes 3 or 4 miles to pass before resuming normal speed.
Shep really had to use the bathroom and almost didn’t make it to the rest stop in time because some grandpa created a 22-wheeler right in front of him.
by Dorkmuffin May 04, 2019
by CF352 September 04, 2019
A person that is able to consume massive amounts of alcohol with the intent of getting completely intoxicated while randomly removing their shirt in the bar.
Wesley is a ture animal wheeler he was shirtless by 10:30 and still hasn't found out how he got home last night.
by AnimalWheel June 22, 2011
by Topbear October 24, 2019
Risking it for the biscuit without any regards for safety or well-being and basing the outcome all on luck or chance in the most ridiculous way possible.
Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.
Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler
by lady's man5441 March 28, 2022