When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole
by grinchy474848 January 12, 2023
This is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
"Damn dude what a bitch!"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
by TheRealJohnno March 30, 2012
A large angry cow tearing ass across a grassy field. The cow usually has a target in mind. They can get angry.
by Sgt Sawft March 11, 2018
by ryno smalls March 15, 2008
The act of ceremoniously trimming/shaving one's pubic region in anticipation of the loss of virginity or the conclusion of a dry spell.
(Ben walks into bathroom)
Ben: What are you doing? And what's with all the candles?
Jerry: It's my third date with Lisa, I'm having a turf-cutting ceremony.
Ben: What are you doing? And what's with all the candles?
Jerry: It's my third date with Lisa, I'm having a turf-cutting ceremony.
by gnomechamsky February 10, 2011
A surf and turf is a term used to describe a dish you can order that usually has some land dwelling animal such as beef, and a fish accompaniment. When used for fun and as slang it refers to the game some men play, where you go out hogging or whaling, both are terms for larger women. When you are able to make love to both types of larger women in the same night you have just enjoyed a Surf N' Turf.
by Stevemando November 29, 2009
by Rob1 October 15, 2007