Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Socket Bar

A universal term for something that can severely fuck you up or kill you.

Don’t fuck with me, i’ve got the socket bar.

by bredward May 19, 2019

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

Dry socket

When you’re on your period, and you pull out a dry tampon.

I had such a dry socket last night, it hurt so fucking bad.

by Starling1313 February 25, 2018

Socket

Compliment to any drug traffickers or kingpin, making them the top main source with no middle man

Who needs a plug? I'm the whole socket!

by Thick Lil Miss July 17, 2023

Socket

What electricians of the male gender call a vagina.

"After my work for the day, I'm going to go plug into my wife's socket."

by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

rusty socket

Simple a vagina that has not seen active service in a long time

Rumour has it that she has a rusty socket

by Manuals and Spaniels August 27, 2017